We know you’ve been on a long road trip,
driving for several hours and dozens of miles go by
with only a yellow line and dull scenery,
then you spotted a bar along the side of the road
and looked onward to see that there was nothing
for many, many more miles and you thought,

We’re glad you asked.
That unassuming small roadside bar
in the middle of nowhere
is, in fact, owned, operated, and populated
with the local anthropomorphized animals.