Beverage Barn
A short episodic Comedy Series By Mauri Bernstein and Kevin B. Barron
 

Bar Crowd


Colin & Victor are the ape brother-owners of Beverage Barn who adore
and irritate each other. Beverly, the asthmatic chicken, is the DJ.
The regulars include Bubbles, the pool shark, Sissy, the barfly,
and Waldo, the deep thinking dog. Beverly’s boyfriend, Perdue,
is often at wing’s reach. Beverage Barn is the spot for animals to let
their hair, feathers, and fur down to relax and party together in
a place where the local watering hole is actually a bar.


COLIN is the ape co-owner of the Beverage Barn with his younger brother Victor. He is a fastidious, uptight, “by the book” guy of standards, policy, rules, and manners. He always strives to be the best business-ape possible while still playing the role of amiable host. Colin
   
VICTOR has always been something of a slacker and considers himself an ape’s ape and a guy’s guy. As co-owner of the Beverage Barn, Victor continues to explore the balance between working hard and hardly working. Everybody that comes in is his new best friend and he extends bar tabs accordingly. The bar is sort of a dream job. Victor
   
BEVERLY is the DJ. She is as sweet and shy as she is worldly and wise. As a hen of the world, she has been scratching out tracks for longer than she’ll admit. The asthma almost never slows her down. She is grateful to her friends, Colin and Victor, for making Beverage Barn her place to roost. Beverly
 
SISSY is the barfly. Literally. She is an unnaturally large and surprisingly attractive fly. Sissy has always been big for her age and considers everyone at Beverage Barn to be her best friends. She likes drinking, shiny things, and pretty much anyone who will talk to her. She is the best customer they have. Sissy
   
BUBBLES, the pool-shark is actually a shark. He is “the big fish in the little pond” at Beverage Barn. He stands on his tail fin (with an inverted fish bowl over his head) and feels truly appreciated for his many talents, such as pool and – well… pool. For his day job, he works at the local aquarium – as a greeter. Bubbles
   
WALDO thinks of the bar as a place to get away from the worries and challenges of the everyday mortal existence of a dog’s life, living in a glass half-empty world. At Beverage Barn, Colin and Victor always keep his glass full.
   
PERDUE loves that the Beverage Barn is where he can speak his mind, or read his latest sonnet. For a nerdy boy-chicken, it also helps that his hot-chick girlfriend is the DJ. Perdue
   



 

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